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Episode 007: A Brawl for the Ages

The coalition forces are marching for the capital, but first, they will have to get past Dong Zhuo’s top generals. The result is two of the most famous battlefield encounters in Chinese lore.

Episode 006: Ethics Lessons from Cao Cao

It’s a busy episode for Cao Cao. He gets out of a sticky situation, screws himself out of a delicious pork dinner, drops some life wisdom on his traveling companion, and then stirs up a whole lot of trouble for Dong Zhuo.

It’s a busy episode for Cao Cao. He gets out of a sticky situation, screws himself out of a delicious pork dinner, drops some life wisdom on his traveling companion, and then stirs up a whole lot of trouble for Dong Zhuo.

Episode 005: Dude, Check Out This Cool Knife I Got You

As Dong Zhuo rises to power, he bestows endless kindness and benevolence on all mankind. He’s doing such a great job, in fact, that someone decided to give him a beautiful, bejeweled knife with a razor-sharp edge while he was lying down with his back turned.

As Dong Zhuo rises to power, he bestows endless kindness on all mankind. He’s doing such a great job, in fact, that someone decides to give him a beautiful, bejeweled knife with a razor-sharp edge while he was lying down with his back turned.

Episode 004: Enter the Fat Man; AKA the Novel Really Starts

We are finally getting into the meat of the story, starting with ascension of Dong Zhuo, who’s like Santa Claus, just less jolly and more stabby.

We’ve had rebellions, palace intrigue, a deadly power struggle, and a bloodbath at the imperial residence. But all of that was just the warm-up act. We are finally getting into the meat of the story, starting with ascension of Dong Zhuo, who’s like Santa Claus, just less jolly and more stabby.

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  • There is no map this week, since all the action takes place in or just outside of the capital Luoyang.

Episode 003: Oh C’mon! Kill Them Already!

He Jin makes his officers bang their heads against walls with his pathological inability to dispose of the eunuchs. Meanwhile, a bit character from episode 1, Dong Zhuo, drops by the capital with 200,000 of his best friends, just to say hi and see what’s up.

He Jin makes his officers bang their heads against walls with his pathological inability to dispose of the eunuchs. Meanwhile, a bit character from episode 1, Dong Zhuo, drops by the capital with 200,000 of his best friends, just to say hi and see what’s up.

Episode 002: Trials and Tribulations of Chinese Officialdom

Liu Bei discovers that landing a government job in the Han court takes connections, patience, and a lot of dead rebels. And that’s BEFORE the leeches start ransoming you for a bribe. Fortunately, Zhang Fei resolves the matter diplomatically.

Liu Bei discovers that landing a government job in the Han court takes connections, patience, and a lot of dead rebels. And that’s BEFORE the leeches start ransoming you for a bribe. Fortunately, Zhang Fei resolves the matter diplomatically.

Episode 000: Who Are You? What Are You Doing Here?

A quick overview of what I’ll attempt to do with this podcast.

A quick overview of what I’ll attempt to do with this podcast. You can also read this explanation instead.

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A few resources for those who want to delve more deeply into the novel and the historical era on which it is based (and yes, they contain spoilers):