Episode 004: Enter the Fat Man; AKA the Novel Really Starts

We are finally getting into the meat of the story, starting with ascension of Dong Zhuo, who’s like Santa Claus, just less jolly and more stabby.

We’ve had rebellions, palace intrigue, a deadly power struggle, and a bloodbath at the imperial residence. But all of that was just the warm-up act. We are finally getting into the meat of the story, starting with ascension of Dong Zhuo, who’s like Santa Claus, just less jolly and more stabby.

Episode 003: Oh C’mon! Kill Them Already!

He Jin makes his officers bang their heads against walls with his pathological inability to dispose of the eunuchs. Meanwhile, a bit character from episode 1, Dong Zhuo, drops by the capital with 200,000 of his best friends, just to say hi and see what’s up.

He Jin makes his officers bang their heads against walls with his pathological inability to dispose of the eunuchs. Meanwhile, a bit character from episode 1, Dong Zhuo, drops by the capital with 200,000 of his best friends, just to say hi and see what’s up.

Episode 002: Trials and Tribulations of Chinese Officialdom

Liu Bei discovers that landing a government job in the Han court takes connections, patience, and a lot of dead rebels. And that’s BEFORE the leeches start ransoming you for a bribe. Fortunately, Zhang Fei resolves the matter diplomatically.

Liu Bei discovers that landing a government job in the Han court takes connections, patience, and a lot of dead rebels. And that’s BEFORE the leeches start ransoming you for a bribe. Fortunately, Zhang Fei resolves the matter diplomatically.

Episode 001: Bromance of the Three Warriors

The first episode finds the empire in turmoil and three men of valor vowing to do something about it.

The first episode finds the empire in turmoil and three men of valor vowing to do something about it.

Episode 000: Who Are You? What Are You Doing Here?

A quick overview of what I’ll attempt to do with this podcast.

A quick overview of what I’ll attempt to do with this podcast. You can also read this explanation instead.